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Question. Dear Mike: Last year agroundhog ate all my pumpkins and summer squash.  Do you have anytips on getting rid of this pest? Thanks!
            ---Tava inCleveland

Dear Mike: I've got a couple of huge ones under my porch, am gettingready to spend a lot of money on landscaping, and want to make surethey don't eat the new garden.
            ---Kathy; NewCastle, Delaware

I spent tons of money on a deer fence and then a groundhog movedin!  I will not be able to have a garden this year unless I getrid of it. I am open to some type of murder. Thanks,                   
            ---Marion inMedia, PA

Do ultrasonic pest control devices work against them?
            ---Julia inNewtown, PA

Having groundhog trouble is like living in the Bill Murray movie of thesame name. You go to bed and wake up to the same exact thing everymorning—in this case, a giant furry butt on legs eating your landscapeto the ground. But this picture is NOT a comedy. Althoughweather-guessing Punxsutawney Phil has made this giant squirrel—yes,that's what they are—seem cute and cuddly, they are actually a seriousmenace that people often underestimate until it's too late.

They eat huge amounts of vegetation; their extensive burrowing canundermine the integrity of homes and other structures; those burrowsbreak untold numbers of legs each year—often badly (the design of thehole 'catches' the legs of unwary humans and livestock in such a waythat it tends to cause exceptionally nasty breaks); and the largecreatures have been known to tear into children and pets with asurprising viciousness.

If you have groundhogs, this is the time to act. These true hibernatorsare now waking up across their VERY wide range (almost all of the U.S.except the very deepest South and the West Coast), and you want to berid of them before they can breed and increase your problemsgeometrically.

Unfortunately, ultrasonic devices do NOT repel them. In fact, I'venever seen evidence that these devices repel ANY pests. In fact,several studies suggest that they actually attract burrowing mammals.So I don't recommend them.

Fencing does work to keep them out of designated garden areas, but ithas to be a very specific design: My famous 'Critter Proof Fence'—whichalso keeps out rabbits, skunks and lots of other mammalian pests.You'll need enough sturdy, six-foot high animal fencing to surround thearea you wish to protect, with stakes for every six feet oflength.  (Use small-gauge 'rabbit' fencing or something similar;not flimsy chicken wire.)

The hard part (but you only have to do it once!): Because no burrowingcreature goes below a foot and a half, dig a two-foot deep trencharound the area. (Rent a trench digging machine!) Fill the dirt backin, then stake the fencing so that three feet of it nice andstraight above ground. But I said SIX foot fencing—that's only fivefeet so far!

…Because you're going to bend that top foot outward at a 90 degreeangle. That's your groundhog baffle. These wicked waddlers aresurprisingly good climbers, and as soon as they realize they can't digunder your fence, they will attempt to clamber up it. The baffle willprevent this, dropping them back down on their furry butts, safelyoutside your Eden. I've heard they're pretty stubborn about this andwill try and try again—so feel free to drag out a lawn chair, pop openthe beverage of your choice and enjoy the show.  Maybe createlittle Olympic scorecards to hold up for especially floppy falls.


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