Q. Mike, do you know any way to
discourage cats from using my garden as their personal restroom? We
live in a rural area, and I love cats, so whenever someone "drops one
or two off" in the middle of the night, we just buy more food and
welcome them to our family. Unfortunately, they ‘use’ our vegetable and
flower gardens, in spite of the litter boxes we provide in the garage.
Help!
---Zella
Starling; Chandler, OK
P.S. I listen to your show on KGOU, 105.7, from the University of
Oklahoma
A. Ha! Nice last name, Zella!
(Did you know that despite ‘your’ reputation as a nuisance, starlings
are the only bird that eats Japanese beetles both ways—as grubs in the
soil and as airborne adults?)
Speaking of garden pests, that bodacious bevy of ferocious felines must
provide you with the most vermin-free landscape in the state! Ah, but
even the joy of gardening without moles, voles, mice, wabbits and nasty
pocket gophers probably doesn’t ease the “ICK” factor when you reach
down into nice rich soil hoping to pick a peck of potatoes and come up
with a handful of something you definitely weren’t looking to grab a
hold of. Eeeeuuuu! Sixteen pads of Brillo and those hands STILL don’t
feel clean, do they?
The problem is that loose garden soil is a great place for your felines
to “cover their feces and preserve the species”. Predators like cats
bury their waste products so that their prey—those aforementioned
rabbits, mice, voles, moles and gophers (again, the PLUS side of having
kitties in a kitchen garden) won’t know their nemesis are near.
Now, before we name a few things that might allow you to safely keep
the pest patrol portion of this equation without a side of cat scat, a
gentle plea to everyone out there: DON’T USE MOTHBALLS TO REPEL CATS—OR
ANYTHING ELSE—IN THE GARDEN! I know some fools endorse using those
puerile poisonous pellets for such purposes, but having those nasty
little balls of toxic waste around is worse than deep breathing in an
asbestos factory! Don’t buy them, use them, touch them, or inhale their
deadly fumes in any way. They are real kidney killers.
Instead, try one of more of these Seven Secrets of Successful Poop
Preventers:
• The horizontal fencing trick. This is the perfect
time of year—before our gardens really get going—to lay chicken wire
down on top of your beds, like a carpet. Spring bulbs and garlic greens
come up right thru it; you can seed crops like lettuce, string beans,
and peas right on top; and you can cut holes in the fencing to
accommodate perennials and veggie and flower starts. Cats won’t ‘go’
where they can’t ‘scratch and cover’—and the fencing quickly sinks into
the soil, so you won’t even see it.
• Appeasement. Keep a covered litter box (they look
like little doghouses) filled with fresh litter out by the garden. The
cover keeps rain out, and single cats will use it instead of your
petunia patch. Zella—unfortunately, multiple cats will sometimes treat
even multiple litter boxes like tribal challenges on Survivor. Each cat
will quickly try and mark each box, and then none of them will use any
of them. (This is the only instance where cats act more like men than
women.) In a situation just like yours, I’d recommend having a large
load of sand dumped near the garden for them to use instead. In my
experience, if the pile is big enough, they won’t treat it
territorially.
• Deterrents. Spread grapefruit and orange rinds
around your beds. Many of our listeners swear that citrus peels work
great at repelling cats. Or try a commercial dog and cat repellant
spray.
• Water. Personal: Stand by with a ‘loaded’ hose or a
big Super Soaker type water gun and give every cat what comes near a
free bath.
• Automatic: The “Motion Activated Sprinkler”. You
set it up, attach it to your hose, turn the water on full blast,
and—nothing happens! …Until someone or something approaches the garden
and actives the sensor. Then the device shoots a couple cups of
freezing cold water at them—chasing away, cats, dogs, groundhogs, deer,
and tomato-filching neighbors without harming them. (Hang out behind
the curtains and watch!) Available at garden centers and in many
catalogs. (Get it---“Cat” a-logs? Oh—you’re all hopeless!)
• Scent Them Out. Put a “Piss-off Plant” in every
bed! That’s the name this HEAVILY scented coleus is sold under in
Europe, where it’s said to be a big hit. Bred to keep cats AND dogs
away (and now bunnies, they newly claim), its called “Scardy Cat” and
“Dog’s Gone” here in the states. Look for the distinctive large tags of
terrified cartoon dogs and cats stuck into the plants at nurseries and
garden centers. You can check them out on the web at www.scardy-cat.com.
• Give Them a Hot Foot…eh, Paw. If all else fails,
spread dried hot pepper flakes or cayenne pepper powder overtop your
beds. But please make this a last resort: It won’t cause long-term
harm, but it could be temporarily painful for the poor kitties, who
after all, are just ‘doing’ what comes naturally. (And be aware that
all the seeds mixed in with those dried flakes could well produce a
pretty little pepper plant ground cover in your raised beds.)
• Special advice for Wild Cats. If your problem is
with truly FERAL (wild) cats, contact one of the organizations
dedicated to both improving the lives of those poor abandoned kitties
and getting them out of the hair of harried homeowners. I personally
recommend “Alley Cat Allies” in Washington, DC: 202-667-3630; www.alleycat.org. They have a
great program that offers resources, information, AND a state-by-state
list of people and organizations that will help you capture the cats,
get them neutered and vaccinated, and perhaps even put them up for
adoption. They’re a wonderful, one-stop, pro-cat resource for people
with feral feline troubles.
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