SquirrelSolutionA
Forlorn Fruit Grower Asks: “Can Anything Stop These Ravenous Tree Rats
From Boosting My Blueberries and Copping My Kiwis?!”
Q. Dear Mr. McGrath: I read your recent
suggestions about preventing squirrel damage to Spring
bulbs but none of them seem practical for my situation, so I ask
your advice about these three problems: 1. I have
fifteen blueberry bushes in a 45 foot long linear bed, which I had
previously been able to protect from birds with netting. But, beginning
three years ago, squirrels began to eat holes in the netting and now
eat all the blueberries. 2. I
have three jujube trees. This year for the first time, squirrels ate
all of the fruits (about 300-400) just as they were ripening in
mid-October. 3.
Finally, I also have three hardy kiwi vines (the "Anna" variety)
trained on a pergola that’s eight feet tall, 25 feet long and six feet
wide. This year, also for the first time, squirrels ate all of the
kiwis (1000-2000) as they were ripening. Deer repellent does not seem
practical to spray on fruits close to harvest. The size of the area
that would need to be covered does not seem practical for hot pepper
spray or motion activated sprinklers. A Jack Russell terrier does not
seem practical for my suburban yard of 50 x 50 feet. I tried a Havahart
trap, which was successful in trapping squirrels, but I could only trap and
resettle (across the Schuylkill river) one pest a day, which wasn’t
nearly enough. I would appreciate any other suggestions.
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Peter; Merion Station, PA
A.Well, you have my deepest sympathies. And
admiration—I never ‘met’ anybody who actually grew jujubes (“The
Chinese date”) before! Anyway, squirrels don’t normally bother such
plants. When they do, it’s often because someone in the neighborhood
has started feeding them. People, please: DO NOT feed squirrels! It’s
not good for the tree rats (they can lose the ability to forage on
their own) and the ravenous rodents become the single most perplexing
pest problem in all gardendom when they develop a taste for home-grown
goodies. (By the way, some listeners tell me they have it even
worse—that squirrels eat the FLOWERS off their fruit trees in the
Spring.
The website www.deadsquirrel.com may offer some solace to all rodent
ravaged gardeners. A couple of crazy guys (the Squirrel Defamation
League, whose motto is “All Squirrels Must Die!”) put together this
wonderful (tongue-firmly-in-cheek) site to warn us that squirrels are
not the cute cuddly little forest creatures some folks are fooled into
believing, but furry fiends bent on nothing less than world domination!
Think about it—first they eat all our food. Then they send the suicide
squirrel out to jump on the nearest transformer and knock out our
power. Then, when we’re cold, hungry and helpless…
Anyway, you could put up a couple of
fake hawks and owls—their natural enemies. And attract REAL hawks and
owls by providing roosting spots—a couple of well-positioned cross
beams about six or eight feet off the ground.
I was going to say that I didn’t
think squirrels were all that scared of snakes, but a couple of
listeners just told me that had great success hanging fake snakes in
their squirrel-attacked trees. Attracting real snakes is always good
for garden pest control, but snakes down on the ground wouldn’t be much
of a threat against squirrels. Got a friend willing to lend you their
boa for a few weeks in the summer?
And while a Jack Russell terrier is a
great defense against almost any other form of wicked wildlife, those
arboreal acrobats would just torment the pooch from their fruit-filled
perches. They’d probably pummel the poor pet with jujube pits.
I’m glad to hear that the Havahart trap is catching fiends for you, but I’m
surprised you still have the ‘hart’ part after the way they’ve pillaged
your poor orchard. I’d think about showing a little less hart towards
my tormentors, if you catch my drift.
You would need a lot of motion
activated sprinklers to protect all that tasty fruit. (And squirrels
might not mind running through a sprinkler on a hot summer day.) And I
agree with you about the deer repellant in this instance. Its perfect
for protecting things like shrubs and the bark of young trees from the
not-so-tender-attentions of those giant-stomachs-with-legs, but I’m not
sure I’d want to eat actual fruit that had recently been heavily
sprayed with the stinky, sticky stuff.
But there is something sprayable that
might protect the fruit without fouling its flavor: “Surround
at Home”. This clay-based spray
from Gardens Alive is designed to protect fruit crops from insect pests
and disease by covering the developing fruit with a light gray film
that physically prevents disease spores from reaching the skin, and
that insect pests don’t like the feel of on their widdle buggy feet.
I’ve been thinking of spraying some on my new peach trees next Spring
to see if it can help protect them from deer, and it occurs to me that
it might just keep your bushy-tailed bandits at bay.
It better. Because if it doesn’t,
your only answer is something I saw years ago at Longswamp bed and
breakfast, out in rural Berks County Pennsylvania. They had a big
beautiful stand of blueberry bushes in their orchard. As all blueberry
growers know, birds love those tasty treats quite a bit—and protective
netting is no help if it just hangs on the bushes. So the owners wound
up building an eight-foot high cage-like structure around the entire
patch—plastic piping bent into an airplane hanger-like frame, covered
with bird
netting all around, with a
hatch-like door they used to get in and pick. Bees could get in; humans
could get in; but birds could not get in.
Of course, birds don’t have the teeth
from Krypton rodents are equipped with. Perhaps you could soak the
netting in something really nasty—dried blood, deer
repellant, a brewed-up batch of
my old stories—to protect it from those teeth. Or cut to the chase and
fence in at least some of your fruits with metal. A roof and sides made
of animal fencing, perhaps, with a screen door for produce pickin’
people. Just make sure the openings are big enough to allow bees
inside, but small enough to deter malicious mammals.
Oh, and these ARE squirrels, so keep
that door LOCKED.
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